apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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