from now on my penis is your penis
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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