Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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