Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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