It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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