I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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