I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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