He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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