what if I'm pregnant?
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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