We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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