I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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