either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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