check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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