i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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