would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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