small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
