last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
that is very illegal...i love you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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