Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
