This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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