I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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