I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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