oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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