this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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