I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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