omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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