Walk of Shame today included voting.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
