sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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