I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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