Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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