i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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