I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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