Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
