Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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