HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What a dumb baby whore.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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