Can i not drive my cunt home
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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