That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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