Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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