There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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