Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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