STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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