i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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