It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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