So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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