I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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