I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think weed is turning my hair brown
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My life is pants optional.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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