Sry I called you an 8
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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