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Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.

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(206): Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too. http://tfl.nu/q39q

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I seriously wish I was FB friends with her

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(906): I seriously wish I was FB friends with her http://tfl.nu/inkp

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I have two black x marks on my hands.

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Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

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damnit I wish I could remember that.

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(971): I have two black x marks on my hands. (503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here' (971): damnit I wish I could remember that. http://tfl.nu/kz4a

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At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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(484): At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town. http://tfl.nu/jjq0

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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?

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(847): how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan? http://tfl.nu/u97s

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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.

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(859): I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver. http://tfl.nu/rtt7

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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.

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(817): Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period. http://tfl.nu/d1q3

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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar

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(401): So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar http://tfl.nu/20ke

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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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(914): all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is http://tfl.nu/2h7o

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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

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(407): Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room. http://tfl.nu/hh2a

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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night

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(253): Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night http://tfl.nu/3m0v

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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.

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(607): I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! (315): Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch. http://tfl.nu/yk91

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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.

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(206): I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house. http://tfl.nu/11j4

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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done

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(405): I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done http://tfl.nu/3aup

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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.

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(936): Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am. http://tfl.nu/74hm

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