yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.