i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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