she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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