i would punch a child for taco bell
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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