Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish you could order shots online.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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