Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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