every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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